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RITUALE ZUM ÜBERLEBEN EINES WEIHNACHTSMARKTES

2010-12-09T13:54:00.000Z

Das hört sich einfach an, ist es aber nicht, weil es beim Glühwein-Saufen feststehende

Rituale gibt, die man unbedingt beachten muss:

1. Glühwein bestellen

Ein Glühwein bestellen geht schon mal gar nicht. Damit sagt man, dass man ’ne knickrige Sau ist, keine
Freunde hat oder Antialkoholiker ist, quasi das Allerletzte. Also immer mindestens zehn Stück bestellen.
Nie vorher abzählen, wie viele Leute um einen herum stehen und dann genau die Anzahl bestellen!
Einfach irgendeine Zahl über die Theke grölen.
Ganz falsch: Die Umstehenden fragen, ob sie überhaupt noch ein Glühwein haben wollen.
Wichtige Regel: Gefragt wird nicht – saufen ist schließlich kein Spaß.

2. Großzügigkeit zeigen

Wenn der Stoff da ist, nicht blöd rumgucken und überlegen, wem man denn eins in die Hand drücken
soll. Am besten die Tassen wild in der Umgebung verteilen, denn nur so zeigt man seine Großzügigkeit.
Nur der kleinkarierte Pisser stellt sich da an.

3. Bezahlen und Nachbestellen

Wer zahlt wann welche Runde? In der Regel kommt jeder der Reihe nach dran. Ganz miese Wichser
saufen die ersten neun Runden an der Theke mit und wenn sie an der Reihe wären, müssen sie
plötzlich pissen. Der erste Besteller bestimmt die Dauer des Projekts: Wenn er zwölf Glühwein bestellt,
müssen alle solange warten, bis zwölf Runden durch sind. Wichtig ist, dass der Strom nie abreißt.
Also: Wenn alle noch die Hälfte im Glas haben, sofort die nächste Runde ordern und das neue Glas in
die Hand drücken. Was voll peinlich ist: Mit zwei Tassen in der Hand an der Theke stehen. Deshalb ist
Tempo angesagt beim reinschütten, ist schließlich kein Kindergeburtstag.

4. Beschleuniger

Richtig fiese Schweine bestellen zwischendurch noch ’ne Runde Korn oder die absolute Hölle "Meyers
Bitter", eine Art grünes Schlangengift, das mit dem Eiter von toten Fröschen verfeinert wurde. Hier wird's
ernst. Sollte sich so was andeuten, kann man bloß noch die Flucht ergreifen.
Merke: Glühweinsaufen auf dem Weihnachtsmarkt kann man mit etwas Planung und Glück überleben;
nach Meyers Bitter aber weigert sich sogar der Notarzt, diese Schweinerei wiederzubeleben.

5. Pausen

Konsequent durchgezogen, bist Du normalerweise auf’m Platz um halb Neun stramm wie die
Kesselflicker. Um diese Zeit kannst du allerdings noch nicht nach Hause, wegen Verdacht auf Weichei.
Was also dann? Pause machen!
Dafür sind in der Regel zwei Sachen vorgesehen:
a) Bratwurstfressen

Vorteil: An der Bude gibt’s kein Meyers Bitter, da bist Du also ’ne zeitlang sicher vor der
Alkoholvergiftung. Nun sind aber die Bratwurststände auf Weihnachtsmärkten immer so konzipiert, dass
die Nachfrage immer größer ist als das Angebot. In der Bude arbeiten auch meistens Fachkräfte, denen
man beim Grillen die Schuhe besohlen kann. Einzige Qualifikation: Sie können mit einem
Sauerstoffanteil in der Luft von unter 1% überleben. Deswegen wirken sie auch so scheintot.
Nun sagt der Laie: "Was für’n Scheiß, das könnte man doch viel besser organisieren.
Zackzack kämen die Riemen übern Tresen." Falsch, die mickrigen Bratwurstbuden mit den Untoten am
Grill sind absichtlich so konstruiert. Hier kann man Asyl beantragen von der Sauferei und je länger man
auf die Fettpeitsche warten muss, desto größer die Überlebenschance.
b) Tanzen
Im Vergleich zu Bratwurstfressen natürlich die schlechtere Alternative, weil anstrengend und mit Frauen.
Aber irgendwann geht halt kein Riemen mehr rein in den Pansen und Du musst in den sauren Apfel
beißen. Also zack, einen Rochen von den Bänken gerissen und irgendwie bescheuerte Bewegungen
machen. Wenn Du Glück hast, spielt die Kapelle mehr als zwei Stücke und Du kannst Dir ein paar
Glühwein aus den Rippen schwitzen. Hast Du Pech, kommt sofort nach dem ersten Stück der
Thekenmarsch und Du stehst wieder da, von wo Du gerade geflohen bist.

6. Sektbar

Eine richtig gruselige Bude, quasi die Abferkelbox auf’m Weihnachtsmarkt. Hier ist es so voll und so eng,
hier bleibst Du auch noch stehen, wenn’s eigentlich nicht mehr geht. Doch der Preis, den Du für die
Stehhilfe zahlst ist hoch: Du musst Sekt aus mickrigen Blumenvasen saufen. Ziemlich eklig alles.
Wenn’s keine Sektbar gibt, gibt’s meist ’ne Cocktailbar: Cocktail heißt aber nicht Caipirinha
oder Margherita sondern Hütchen oder Wodka-O. Also vorsichtig: Hier kann’s ganz
schnell zu Ende gehen.

7. Kotzen

Bevor Du endlich nach Hause darfst, kommt noch ein ganz wichtiger Punkt, nämlich das Kotzen. Klingt
zwar scheiße, du wirst aber dankbar sein, wenn Dein Körper Dir dieses Geschenk bereitet. Du hast Platz
für neue Bratwürste und vielleicht sogar Glück, dass Du die letzten zwanzig Glühwein noch erwischst,
bevor sie Dein Gehirn erreicht haben. Der Profi jedenfalls kotzt oft und gern.

8. Die Letzten

So jetzt wären wir auch schon bald beim Nachhause gehen. Haha. Wenn Du aber den Zeitpunkt
verpasst hast, und Du kommst vom Pissen oder Bratwurstkotzen wieder an die Theke und es sind bloß
noch zwanzig Mann übrig, dann Ätsch: Arschkarte gezogen.
Ab jetzt geht es um so spannende Sachen wie Fass-Aussaufen (es ist immer mehr drin, als man denkt)
oder Absacker trinken. Wenn’s ein Meyers Bitter ist, kannst Du Dir gleich den Umweg über den Notarzt
sparen und den Bestatter anrufen. Jeder passt jetzt auf, dass keiner heimlich abhaut. Die ersten sacken
einfach so vor der Theke zusammen, damit sie jedenfalls nicht noch mehr saufen müssen.
Vorteil dieser Phase des Weihnachtsmarkts:
Du musst nicht mehr extra zur Toilette latschen für Pissen und Kotzen: geht jetzt alles vor Ort.

9. Nach Hause gehen

Fällt aus. Mach Dir keine Illusionen: alleine schaffst Du´s nicht mehr. Taxis gibt’s nicht in der Nähe, und
wenn, würden sie Dich bestimmt nicht mitnehmen. Deine Frau kommt nicht, um Dich zu holen, die ist
froh, dass dieses Wrack nicht in der Wohnung liegt und der Gestank in die Polstermöbel und Gardinen
zieht. Was bleibt ist...

10. Der Morgen danach

Du wirst wach von einem Zungenkuss, wie Du ihn noch nie in Deinem ganzen Leben gekriegt hast.
Leidenschaftlich küsst Du zurück. Dann machst Du Deine verklebten Augen auf und blickst in das
fröhliche Gesicht des zottigen Köters von dem Glühweinfritzen. Und mit einem eigenen Beitrag zum
Thema Würfelhusten fängt der Tag wieder an. Dein Kopf fühlt sich an wie nach einem Steckschuss.

Jetzt hilft nur noch: Stütz-Glühwein bis die Maschine wieder halbwegs normal läuft.

2010-08-26T13:13:00.000+01:00

A tiny little noise…

I jump up and stand in bed. Listening…
There is nothing to hear, cold shivers getting down my spine.
Slowly I’m getting down on my sheets. I’m cold.
Just as I’m reaching out for my cover I catch a little squeak.
The hairs on my arms are standing up. What the eff was that?
There it is again. A little squeak, squeak, squeak.
Slowly I’m getting out of bed and tiptoeing towards the window. I roll the blinds carefully up.

AND WHAT DO I SEE?

There is a beautiful full moon, almost like harvest moon shining and a little black witch sitting on my porch swing, swinging back and forth. She has a pointed black hat on like you see in children books. Suddenly she is sensing me, looking at me, waving her hand and laughing out really loud. It seems like she doesn’t want to stop laughing at all.
Scared now I jump back into my bed and pull the cover over my head.
Sleep tight!

PS: Of course this wasn’t happen that way, but we really did have a gorgeous full moon last night. Usually I don’t sleep very good if there is full moon, but last night I did. So I was just wondering how come. Maybe it was the whiskey. :)

2010-08-13T14:41:00.000+01:00

There are NYC pictures on my badly negelectet photo blog, look here :)

http://moneexperiments.blogspot.com/2010_08_01_archive.html

Have fun and a nice weekend! Trink beer! Relax! Smoke for heavens sake! Just do something good just for you! Love!

2010-08-11T14:01:00.000+01:00

Peek a booooo!

Somebody still here?

I have been a bad girl! Probably need a spanking!

I'll be back! :)

2010-06-11T14:53:00.000+01:00

INFORMATIONSAUSGABE - STRASSENVERKEHRSAMT - JUNI 2010

In Deutschland hat sich die Qualität der Pkw- und Lkw-Fahrer deutlich verschlechtert. Aus diesem Grund hat das Straßenverkehrsamt ein neues System eingeführt um die schlechten Fahrer zu identifizieren.
Mit sofortiger Wirkung werden allen Fahrern, die sich im Straßenverkehr schlecht benehmen -unter anderem durch plötzliches Anhalten, zu dichtem Auffahren, Überholen an gefährlichen Stellen, Abbiegen ohne zu blinken, Drehen auf Hauptstraßen und rechts überholen- Fahnen ausgehändigt. Sie sind rot, mit einem schwarzen Streifen oben und einem gelben Streifen unten. Dadurch sind sie für andere Verkehrsteilnehmer als unfähige Autofahrer zu identifizieren.
Diese Fahnen werden an der Autotür befestigt und müssen für alle anderen Verkehrsteilnehmer gut sichtbar sein.
Die Fahrer, die eine besonders schwache Leistung gezeigt haben, müssen je eine Fahne auf beiden Seiten ihres Autos befestigen, um auf ihre fehlende Fahrkunst und ihren Mangel an Intelligenz aufmerksam zu machen.
Bitte an andere Verkehrsteilnehmer weiterleiten, so dass alle die Bedeutung dieser Fahnen verstehen.

Mit freundlichem Gruß

Bundesministerium fürVerkehr,Bau und Stadtentwicklung

2010-06-08T09:56:00.000+01:00

Time is flying by, as you can see that my last post is a month ago.

I have excuses! Really!

The weather was so fucking rainy AND COLD til a week ago I was totally depressed! It was worse as in SEATTLE!!

My son is sick and tiered of school! He thinks he doesnt need math!
He needs a father figure! I have NO intensions of getting a boyfriend!

BUT THE BEST!!

Only 19 days till vacation. NYC I'm coming. Wait for three Saxon in New York.
I'm soo excited! Cheers!

The end of our romance or how the fight started...part one

2010-05-07T13:14:00.000+01:00

I went to a photographers studio to have a very beautiful erotic picture taken. I wanted to surprise my back then starlet and please him.
I walked into the living room where he was watching TV.
So I placed the framed picture on top of the TV. (There was no flat screen back then.) I walked to the couch and sat beside him. I leaned to him and whispered in his ear “What’s on top of the TV?”

He replied. “Dust”

2010-04-16T07:43:00.000+01:00

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2010-03-11T13:50:00.000Z

My Daughter has a gray and white pet rat, the last survivor of the pack. Its now about two years old and the other ones went to heaven already. Well anyway, little Yoshy developed a bump on his chest…
What was there to do?
Well we went to see the doctor.
Yoshy got operated on yesterday.
The bill is around 50 Euros.
If you think about that the life expectansy of pet rats is between two and three years AND if you think about that the price of a new young pet rat is about five Euros you’ll know that I wasted a bunch of money.
I just couldn’t bring it over my heart to reason with that little girl that the money we’d just spend is more or less wasted.
Dont get me wrong, we dont really have a bunch of money to spend.

What would you have done?

2010-02-12T14:39:00.001Z

Just as Fragrant Liar in a comment to my last post said, the bride had been up to no good. But I’ll get to that in another story.
Since living so many years in Russian controlled East Germany there was never the urge to visit Moscow. I’ve heard too many years about the Kremlin or the Red Square. But actually standing there got me honestly impressed. What beauty! What size!
We visited “The Cathedral of Christ the Savior”. The highest point of that building is 105 meters high and it holds 10000 people.
Now for you American readers it may doesn’t sound such exiting, but I grew up in the village and our church (in the neighbour village) will seat maybe 100 people! Not that I was there too often.
Anyway the story of the Cathedral of Christ the Savior is a long one. The very first one who came up with the idea of building a cathedral was Tsar Alexander in 1812 after his siege over Napoleon. Remember the Emperor of the French? Tsar Alexander wanted to memorise his brave Russian men, who with the help from God had a victory over Napoleons army.
Construction began in 1817 on The Sparrow Hills, the highest point in Moscow, but the ground started to give under the weight of the walls.
Alexanders successor had a new design made and moved the building site closer to the Kremlin. The first stone laid there was in 1839 and it took til 1860 to finish. After that some of Russias best painters worked another 20 years to embellish the interior. There was a two floor gallery, its walls inlaid with rare sorts of marble, granite and other precious stones. The walls displayed more than 1000 square meters Italian marble plaque listing major commanders, regiments and battles of the Patriotic War of 1812.
After the Revolution, the Soviets destroyed the place by order of Stalin in 1931, to build an giant Palace of the Soviets with a huge statue of Lenin on top. The building of the palace was stopped because of the outbreak of the Second World War. There was only the foundation and a lack of funds to start with. Nikita Krushchev transformed the foundation of the Palace of the Soviets into the worlds largest open air swimming pool (at that time). The open air swimming pool existed from 1958 until 1995.
In the late 80s a social movement for the Cathedral reconstruction appeared and in 1992 Boris Yeltsin opened a Fund of Moscow to collect donations to finance a reconstruction. The first stone was laid in 1995 and it took almost five years to rebuild the Cathedral of Christ the Savior. The erection costs were 170 million US Dollar.
Even this building is truly amazing and beautiful and gorgeous, did people really need that? Just think how many humans you can feed and care for with that amount of money.

2010-01-29T14:28:00.002Z

I went to Russia last weekend with my buddy S. Mhm, I’m trying to think of a English male name that starts with S, but my brain doesn’t seem to work to good anymore. Sergei is Russian, Simon is French I think and Silvio is to my best knowledge Italian. Maybe you people can think of an English name starting with S? I name my buddy so long S for the story.
Anyway S is working since about two years ago in Russia. He was invited to a wedding. He didn’t feel like showing up there by himself so he asked me along.

I told him I would join him since he confessed to me that he was actually in love with the bride and that they had a lot of premarital satisfying and out of the ordinary sex together.

BUT as it is, her parents told the bride that she needs to marry that Russian dude. And that is in a town near Moscow, not somewhere in the middle east people and we are writing the year 2010!

We had a very comfy flight and arrived in Moscow in best spirits. Lucky for me I had checked the weather news before, so both of as were bundled up very good. The temperature was minus 30 Celsius.

As we waited for our luggage a whole bunch of his befriended people were already waiting and waving to us and cheering, I felt like when we get recognized sometimes just before a show somewhere. At first there are just a few who spot me somewhere, all of a sudden there is a whole herd of people after me and I’m trying to escape somehow. But in Moscow people didn’t recognize me, they were cheering because they were happy to see S again. What a lovely feeling, for once at last the attention is on somebody other than me. In my mischief I flipped the bird to the cop there and believe it or not, he just looked away. YEAHH!!!

There was a BIG hugging and shaking hands and it seemed like everyone was talking at the same time. Sadly I have to admit that, after five years of Russian language in school, there is not much vocabulary remaining in my left brain hemisphere (or was it the right?). That is really too bad, what a waste of time. Well o.k. there was no other choice back then.

Calculation:

3 hours Russian per week x 52 weeks = 156 hour

156 hours x 5 years = 780 hours

780 wasted hours = close to nothing to show for

2010-01-22T14:26:00.000Z

The phone rang in the middle of the night.

Sometimes there’ll be a case of emergency so I always have my phone by the bed. I fumbled for it in the dark, glancing with one eye towards my alarm clock to check the time. It was 2,30AM, two hours before I actually needed to get up to get ready for work. My voice must have sounded very annoyed as I answered

“Hello”

“Hi headlost, it’s me, I’m calling to ask you if we maybe could meet together and talk?”

I’m thinking WTF???

Let me tell you lovely readers that this person is my EXboyfriend whom I kicked out of my house about five years ago AND we haven’t talked in maybe four years AND he is the worst man I ever shared my life with AND it was the most horrible relationship I ever had.

I hear his voice.

“…you know I’m calling to tell you how much I still miss you…bla bla bla… we had such a great time…blab la bla… I always tried to be there for you or the kids…bla bla bla … it is just to bad that it had to end this way…blab la bla we could meet for coffee some day and talk… I miss you… why should we not try over again… it wasn’t all bad…”

My danger signals were blinking wildly, I felt like barfing and I was furious about involuntarily getting shit in my ear at this morning hour. So I interrupted him

“WHAT DU YOU WANT?”

Silence at first.
“Can you lend me some money? I am really in need of some money!”

“NO WAY!!!!!!! Cocksucker”

Turned the phone of and went back to sleep, merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream :)

2010-01-15T13:12:00.000Z

WANTED!

Good looking adorable handsome young man, preferably young man, with interest for playing in bed, drinking, loud music and a lot of chaos.

REQUIREMENTS

Must have unlimited access to a full wallet. Also you need to make me a present of this…

Look at the interior…

ENOUGH SAID, CHEERS.

2010-01-13T14:54:00.000Z

Good morning people,
you wont believe what happened over here. Jeeeez; I thought I was save in the german outbacks…
As I was celebrating the New Year with a whole bunch of people, this little black evil devil approached me, smiling very affectionate und talking SOOO sweetly that I was throwing my caution to the wind.
He was telling me so sweet things about myself, all the good feeling stuff I haven’t heard in a long time from a good looking man, so as he offered me a glass of wine the very stupid part of myself took it and drank it, ready for more.
Well, what can I tell you, I have no remembrance of two whole nights and days. By the way of gaining back my awareness I could definitely tell that I was fucked big time just by the feeling of my little pussy. Of course there was no masculine person around any more. Even now I still don’t know what exactly had happened and I guess I don’t want to know it anyway.

I’m just telling ya, don’t take alcohol from strangers!

2009-12-17T11:04:00.001Z

Hi People,

we are having a show on Saturday in the East-German outback. It is snowing already and it is supposed to snow the next days. I’ll take a truck full of blankets, I swear to God. Fuck!

Since nobody particular showed up on my front door so far I’ve decided to hide in the outback for the time over Christmas and New Year as well. Unfortunately my handsome hubby needs to spent time with his family and Tiger Woods turned down my invitation to come on over.

What a loser, he says there is to much publicity going on around him at the moment. WTF?

He never thought of that previously, did he? How many times has he been over here in beautiful Saxony just for a night? No sense even trying to count it. He would be ringing my doorbell like a maniac and as soon as I had opened the front door he would be knocking me down, ripping my pants open and having his tongue all over my little pussy. But enough details, I’m not going to blackmail him at this point. It’s no use to have a victory about someone who is laying on the floor, I’ll just wait for better times.

So I’ve got me that

and I'm wishing you a very happy Christmas

and a Happy New Year!

2009-12-15T11:32:00.000Z

You sat across the table attempting to act like nothing had happened.

But you don’t fool me. I just need to look in your eyes, move my glance to your vigorous hands and back to your eyes. Our eyes meet and I know that you are thinking exactly the same as I am.

I wish to turn back the hours of day and night to feel you over again. It seemed so surreal like in a dream. Your hands for sure did not mislead my body, you led me like we had been doing this since years. I wished it would never end and sadly I awoke alone in bed, screaming

PLEASE, TAKE ME AGAIN!

2009-12-14T14:04:00.000Z

Studies have been done to find if there is any correlation between body parts in determining penis development. All studies seem to debunk the myths of big feet equalling a big penis. As do studies with height and big hands. Result are that there is no conclusive relation between any of these comparisons to penis size.

What 3 independent studies have found is that the ratio of index finger length to ring finger length does show a preditermining pattern for penis size/development.

When a man's index finger is longer than his ring finger, there is a higher probability that he has an above average penis development. If the ring finger is longer than the index, the man will usually be in the average range of penis development.

Funny thing is that it is testosterone levels in the womb that determine finger lenght ratios to a degree. Men normally have longer ring fingers in comparison to their index fingers. Having a longer ring finger is associated with more aggression, athletic prowess and typical male thought behaviour and patterns. In other words, having a longer ring finger in proportion to your index finger makes you more of a masculine man...the hunter, protector and provider.

Having an index finger which is longer in proportion to your ring finger is associated with higher levels of estrogen in the womb. Woman usually have a longer index finger compared to ring finger, the opposite of men.

Men having longer index fingers are supposed to be more in touch with their feminine side, both physically and mentally.

Men with the longer index finger in comparison to ring finger length have been found in studies to often have a statistically larger more developed penis.

Odd that the more feminine oriented men would often have larger penis's than the masculine man.

2009-12-14T13:19:00.001Z

At point six this beautiful man was ringing on my door to pick me up. His economic car was wisely preheated, so I would not shiver all the way to the restaurant. As some of you may know, last weekend the temperature was way below zero Celsius.

So after parking the car on the cemetery, due to shortage of parking on the street or in front of the restaurant, we hurried across the street and went inside.

As usual I was the last to arrive, but this way I’ve made sure the Ouzo (a Greek aniseed-flavoured spirit) was ready on the table. I took my camera to make gorgeous pictures, but for some reasons that damn thing would not start. I tried to shake it, thinking it may help in case something just got stucked or so, but somehow it was slipping out of my hand and fell down on the tiles. Now it had a big crack, what else was I supposed to do than put that damn thing in the garbage bin? Well whatever, less material to blackmail somebody in the future.

There were nice candles on the table and the waiter really hurried. I told him we would stay a few hours, so he was taking good care of us.

Halfway through the evening, like six or seven rounds of Ouzo later, I noticed dirty looks coming my way. Of course I acted like I did not notice, but my antennas are working very well, particularly since I haven’t had sex since months.

But I won’t bother you with details, just so much, even today my vagina is swollen and I hardly can take a pee. I can not find my underwear! My socks are missing also!

PS. I love men with masculine hands. Hands are the first thing I’ll look at.

PS.PS. The donkey driver was NOT around!

2009-12-11T13:35:00.000Z

As some of you people know, I am a very famous person, even if I dont like to stay in the spotlight.
Tonight I'll meet with a couple of friends at a Greek Restaurant. I swear I would have put a link to it, but we are hiding in the East-German outland and apperently nobody here has interest on promoting its own business.
There is no internet access!!
The perfect location to think about my next stepps.
Never let a donkey driver get a crush on you!!

2009-12-02T14:35:00.000Z

I’ve met this guy at the bar last night. It was this time of the month again where I feel a little bit lonely. Some dude was chewing my ear of so I was glad when this guy took a seat next to me and started inviting me to Caipirinhas.

As usual the alcohol got me fast, my tongue got loose and I was quaking like a duck.

Nevertheless, I gave this guy my phone number. I know, shame on me. I have no idea how to tell my kids, maybe I should emigrate from good old Germany to Siberia, at least nobody would assume that I’m there in the cold.

I even had a wet dream about him picking me up for an vacation. His shiny car was pulling in our entree way and the neighbours were envious of me, again. But that’s another story…

This morning my doorbell was ringing. Nobody home so I went downstairs in my nightgown hoping to meet the mailman. He just started a while ago and he is a very handsome sweetie.

As happily as I opened the door so fast I slammed it back closed. Outside was this guy to pick me up with this.

It seems to me Siberia is not this far away. HELP!

2009-11-26T11:17:00.000Z

I was sleeping comfy in my bed last night, dreaming about that man with the gray hair. You people know who I mean. Suddenly I heard a voice. A deep whispering voice was calling my name. My mind still by the guy with the gray hair I writhed my body around the other side and opened slowly my eyes.

I couldn’t believe what was happening, a cold shower ran over my back and my heart almost stopped beating. Two monstrously purple crystals were glowing down at me. Surrounding them was a big fat body. That thing was sitting on my bedside…

I was scared. I could not utter one word; I was just staring at it.

This THING told me that I bought a cauliflower LAST WEEK.

I nodded.

Then that THING told me that the cauliflower is STILL in my refrigerator.

I nodded again, pulling my blanket closer up my chest.

The purple crystals grew darker. Its voice got horrible loud as it screamed at me

“WHY IS THE CAULIFLOWER STILL IN THERE?? IT’S ROTTEN BY NOW!!”

I looked at it with my eyes wide open and stuttered “I I I I just had no time to prepare it yet.” By now I was shaking. What was I doing talking to obviously what was an Alien?

That THING was sniggering. “WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW??”

I was gasping for air, my heart beating near an attack and everything went black.

2009-11-25T12:40:00.000Z

Has anybody seen this handsome man???
He was supposed to bring me milk and cookies last night but never showed up.
Has he been kidnapped???
I've put the kids to bed early on purpose, and I waited, and I waited, and I waited...

Where is he???

2009-11-25T06:51:00.001Z

What a long busy summer.

Time to wake up :)

2009-07-01T07:33:00.001+01:00

I'm on vacation till August, everybody have a nice summer and stay tuned for the pictures.
XOXOXOXO

2009-06-08T14:55:00.002+01:00

Hello,

if anybody still stops by here I just want to say Hi :)

I'm really busy working :(

AND

I'm learning to play bassguitar :)

Thats something for some reason I never dreamed of, but it just happened that I was with some friends and we made some noice and realized we definitly need a bassguitar to fill in the back.
Don't ask me how it came, all were locking at me with question marks in their eyes so I said
"What the hell, I'll try it, wont hurt any" (I'm not thinking about my fingers the first days!)

So people stay tuned, I hope I'll find time to post some more soon.

2009-04-07T07:21:00.002+01:00

Dear President Barack Obama,

you came (to Europe), you saw (and spoke), you conquered!
(at least with people who have a brain)

You are my Hero!

Yes we can!!

2009-04-06T14:35:00.001+01:00

Here is a poem for you sweeties :)

The inner cycle

By Simona

Inner cycle
Sometimes disarranged
By sweet emotion

Every now and then
After healing from pain
You’ll find yourself longing

Dreaming of affection
Like there was no yesterday

Woman – when will you ever learn?

2009-04-06T12:51:00.004+01:00

I can’t believe it. The sun is finally out, the streets are dry, summer feeling is here at last. But I’m still wearing my boots L Somehow my pumps disappeared.

Who has stolen my pumps??

Has somebody sold my pumps for a nickel and an egg on ebay??

Did somebody send them as a belated Christmas present to Romania??

Now I’m walking around in sweaty, bad smelling feet!!

For all you German learners, ich habe Schweißfüße und ich verlange meine Ballerinas zurück!!

Inflection of Schweißfuß

Word class: Noun

Genitive singular: Schweißfußes
Nominative plural: Schweißfüße
Article: der
Inflection class: (e)s/e
Features: plural with umlaut, genitive with s or es,
dative e

Singular Plural
Article Noun Article Noun
Nominative der Schweißfuß die Schweißfüße
Accusative den Schweißfuß die Schweißfüße
Dative dem Schweißfuß
Schweißfuße den Schweißfüßen
Genitive des Schweißfußes der Schweißfüße

2009-04-03T13:50:00.000+01:00

There is always a possibility...

Have a nice weekend everybody :)

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2009-04-02T15:03:00.007+01:00

Pictures like that from the G-20 meeting in London really have me worried. I have survived the Kommunism in East Germany, I guess I would survive if Kapitalism goes down. The ones who dont have much dont have anything to loose. My only worry is about the hate and pain it will bring and about the future of my children. Times are NOT good!

2009-03-27T11:30:00.002Z

I went to see the doctor yesterday because since three weeks my right eyelid is twitching and it is starting to really annoy me.
All the doctor sayed was, that it is a form of stress and that I should really relax a weekend long, go out for a long walk and remove the tension. Makes sence to me - unfortunately my weekend is all planed for and there is no time left. Its a vicious circle...

I hope everybody has a nice weekend!

2009-03-26T08:50:00.001Z

Oh man, it was snowing on Tuesday. And that at the end of march, yack.

I just want it to be warm enough so I can wear my beloved rubber boots again ;)

2009-03-25T13:50:00.002Z

The movie

The notorious BIG is showing in Germany start 02-26-2009.
My girl begged me to go and watch it with her. You have three guesses what I answered.

What can a mom do? ;)

2009-03-19T11:08:00.003Z

Ich hab grad was treffendes zur aktuellen ökonomischen Situation im Netz gefunden, will ich Euch nicht vorenthalten. Da sieht man wieder das alles nur ein immerwährender Kreislauf ist, ein Teufelskreis!

Eine Frage - Für Wen?

Da stehn die Werkmeister – Mann für Mann.
Der Direktor spricht und sieht sie an:
"Was heißt hier Gewerkschaft! Was heißt hier Beschwerden!
Es muß viel mehr gearbeitet werden!
Produktionssteigerung! Daß die Räder sich drehn!"
Eine einzige kleine Frage:
Für wen?

Ihr sagt: die Maschinen müssen laufen.
Wer soll sich eure Waren denn kaufen?
Eure Angestellten? Denen habt ihr bis jetzt
das Gehalt, wo ihr konntet, heruntergesetzt.
Und die Waren sind im Süden und Norden
deshalb auch nicht billiger geworden.
Und immer noch sollen die Räder sich drehn ...
Für wen?

Für wen die Plakate und die Reklamen?
Für wen die Autos und Bilderrahmen?
Für wen die Krawatten? die gläsernen Schalen?
Eure Arbeiter können das nicht bezahlen.
Etwa die der andern?
Für solche Fälle habt ihr doch eure Trusts und Kartelle!
Ihr sagt: die Wirtschaft müsse bestehn.
Eine schöne Wirtschaft!
Für wen? Für wen?

Das laufende Band, das sich weiterschiebt,
liefert Waren für Kunden, die es nicht gibt.
Ihr habt durch Entlassung und Lohnabzug sacht
eure eigne Kundschaft kaputt gemacht.
Denn Deutschland besteht – Millionäre sind selten –
aus Arbeitern und aus Angestellten!
Und eure Bilanz zeigt mit einem Male
einen Saldo mortale.
Während Millionen stempeln gehn.
Die wissen, für wen.

Theobald Tiger, alias Kurt Tucholsky in "Die Weltbühne", 27.01.1931

2009-03-10T13:29:00.004Z

5 Pounds of that stuff are gone

pure fat

how gros, yuk.

Twenty more to go. Can you believe I'm happy it snowed today????

No need to get the bathing suit out yet. Gives me some more time to get in shape :D

You people better watch out this summer, I'm on the go!!

2009-02-24T06:37:00.001Z

Die FAZ berichtet heute in einem Artikel über Norbert Walter mit dem Titel „Der verfolgte Schwarzseher“.

Meine erste Reaktion darauf war – Who the fuck is Norbert Walter?

Schon nach wenigen Zeilen die Lösung – Chefvolkswirt der Deutschen Bank.

Aha, noch so’n Schaumschläger! Na denn... labert ma schön weiter und verzählt euch nicht beim Kleingeld!

It never rains in southern California... it never will...

2009-02-10T11:38:00.003Z

Attention!!!

Are people out of the Sunshine State reading this blog??

I really need to know! Because I’ve heard in the news today that CA is bankrupt and can’t fulfil its obligations like to pay retirement pensions and pay taxes back to the folks.
Supposedly people are receiving certificates for a ascertained amount and the government told stores and banks to accept those papers.

Is that really true????

We all know that the human population, doesn’t matter in which country you live, is as dumb and stupid as possible kept from the “upper crowd”.

But this news I can’t really trust. It says also that thousands of citizens are leaving the state already because they see no future for them anymore.

????

Can someone please tell me if that are facts or if some journalist just needed a pusher story, please?

As a matter of fact, if really so many people leaving the state, it will be easier to find work by the time I’ll be back ;)

2009-02-09T14:28:00.002Z

...like I figured, I did not get all the stuff done I wanted to, but I had a really good time.

Another news,
I lost three pounds already, makes me so happy :=)

And that without giving up on beer!

Only 25 pounds more to go. But I dont think I'll lose it till summer, but I'll try for sure!

Keep on rocking my friends!

2009-02-06T11:58:00.001Z

Today is the last day of school for the kids. They’ll get their credentials and have two weeks well deserved school vacation. I hope the grades are not that bad. My big girl is getting a little difficult lately, and she was always the easy one. I just hope she stays on the right track. I try to talk to her a lot, not as teacher but as mom who wants the best for her. I hope she understands and her hormones don’t drive her totally crazy. Its o.k. now and I think its good not to know everything what’s in the future, hahaha.

Anyway, for the first time, tomorrow they’ll take the train by themselves and go to visit their ant in Berlin. They are all so excited already. The train goes faster as I could drive with the car, they’ll be there in about three hours. There is on transfer in Leipzig, but I’m sure they’ll handle it just fine. And for emergencies they have a mobile phone, so nothing should go wrong.
PS. Sounds like I need to reassure myself, I probably have more worries than the kids. Typically mom, who wants to blame me?

And I’m happy too, because it gives me some free time to do myself some pampering. I need to lose 20 pounds and I want to go to the fitness studio. Well, I know I’m not going to lose that weight in one weekend, but it’s a start. Then I need to practice my drumming and I also have a whole bunch of new books I didn’t get to read yet. Oh I can feel it - the weekend is going to be too short. Better I start as soon as possible and leave work early today.

I hope all of you have a nice weekend too!

2009-02-03T14:52:00.002Z

Sometimes I wonder...

I kicked that waiste of life out of my family about three years ago. I assume, enough time not to be mingled with him anymore. As a matter of fact, I rarely think about him at all.

Thats good!

I'm pleased with two healthy children who are very kind to each other and to me. I have a job so I can make ends meet and I'm not a materialistic person who always needs the newest stuff and so...

So I should be happy!

But why is it, that I feel so empty?

Tag

2009-02-03T13:33:00.003Z

Hi everybody, I've been tagged by the lovely whim with a foto meme.

Here are the rules:

1. Choose the 4th folder where you store your pictures on your computer.

2. Select the 4th picture in the folder.

3. Explain the picture.

4. Tag four people to do the same.

I was curious because I'm doing this post at work, the connection at home is just too slow to load pictures up, but I knew I have a few personal foto folders stored.

The fourth picture in the fourth folder was kind of surprise for me. At first, the fourth folder is my screen saver folder.

I figured, now that is disappointing! Couldnt my fourth folder be from a vacation or something dramatic? Well, I opened it anyway...

I figure that I maybe used that foto in my blog one time, but I didnt shoot it myself. I didnt even remember that it was still stored somewhere on my pc. It has no specific meaning to me. On the other hand, it tells a lot about me, namely that I love red wine :)

I also like to read about red wine and how good it is for the blood ;)

Hahaha.

I'll break the rules on this point and I like to tag anyone who wants to be tagged! Search your computer and find your foto in folder four.

Have fun!

2009-01-23T12:17:00.002Z

Weatherforcast for tonight
SNOW!

AGAIN!!

I don't want to see that white sh__ anymore!!!

Think positiv! Only three weeks left! Then its one week vacation! Over here!
Never been there before, but its supposed to be real sunny :)

Have a nice weekend everybody!

2009-01-13T14:02:00.002Z

We wellcome the New Year 2009 with a most exciting show of the great band

Grave Digger

and their new album "Ballads of a Hangman"

on Saturday, January 17. at The Spinnerei in Glauchau

If you don't have the record yet, go out and buy it! It's worth it! I love it!
Keep on rocking and I hope to see you there :)

PS: I don't get paid to do advertising, I do it out of my deepest cultural opinion ;)

2008-12-18T14:01:00.000Z

Fröhliche Weihnachten!!

Merry Christmas!!

2008-11-27T09:08:00.003Z

Here I go again...

Hi everybody, I was sick for the last two weeks and felt like hibernating. No wonder, the first snow fell down in Saxony already.It was so cold, I just hate it. Well, at least today the temperatures are above 0°C.

So I enjoyed the quiteness of the house while the kids are in school and searched for my favorite perfume on the internet. I figured with christmas around the corner, there may be a few good deals out there. The time I got this good smelling scent, the brand was totally unknown to me. I just bought it because it smelled sooo good!

Today now the enlightenment. The perfume is a mens scent!!

And I was wondering why I got hit on so much by women!

I'm off to the drugstore... need to find a womens scent smelling just like that one!

Happy Thanksgiving to my friends in the States :)

2008-11-06T06:04:00.002Z

November 04th 2008 will be a great day in history for the USA.

The whole world was watching. There are many hopes on Barak Obama even outside the United States. I have never seen so much interest in an election outside our country.

Congrats to the new president of the USA. Good luck! God bless you! Go Barak Obama!

2008-10-24T13:00:00.000+01:00

Acquittal!!!!

YES!

Push away the depression, I feel alive again!

2008-10-22T14:08:00.000+01:00

I’m feeling in a wine mood. Did you know that wine gets your consciousness to feel free and borderless? Maybe that’s why people trying to hit on somebody get the liqueur out.
Lucky for me I don’t have a relationship problem that would even be worst. There is a lot of pressure on me at the moment. I wished I could say its all work related, but its not. I feel like I’m doing a balancing act on a high wire and beneath is only falling into space as option.
There will be a decision for hopp or flopp tomorrow. I know, it won’t be the end of the world, but in worst case there is a big turn around in my life for what I’m not ready yet and I won’t accept. If all ends good, I’ll just be so happy and joyful and ready for the season.
No time to whine, bring me the wine, hopefully tomorrow everything is fine!

2008-10-16T13:39:00.000+01:00

As most of you know, I grew up behind the iron curtain in East-Germany.

Politically I used to hang to the right side, believing in open markets and choice of freedom. After the taste of capitalism for a number of years I began choosing the left. Not because I wanted to be a drop out, it was just the feeling of solidarity I had with the other have not’s and the feeling of - no matter how hard you work, you’ll never have a better life -.

I am older today and I don’t have any radical thinking left over. The truth lies somewhere in the middle. Of course I would never ever want to live in a socialism country again, to much harm done to my little soul, but where has capitalism got us?

Actors and self centred show offs don’t belong into politics!

Doesn’t matter if you are living in the USA or in Germany or in Russia. We are the folk of one little planet called earth. We are having a responsibility for our planet and for our children and for the future of it all.

People, get out and vote! Get informed about your choices and about the people who want your votes. Make decisions! Vote for the proper guy!

Its time for change!!!

2008-10-13T07:32:00.000+01:00

There is a six billion euro deficiency for the development and expansion of German day-care centres. The nation will have to wait till 2013, says the government.
But to secure bank real estate business there are billions euro waiting. It’s disgusting! And who is paying for it? Millions of German citizen!
To bad there is no enthusiasm when it comes to our kids. Don’t be surprised if your kids are immigrating to other countries. I wouldn’t blame them.

Financial crisis – investment crisis

2008-10-08T06:58:00.001+01:00

The German chancellor Angela Merkel spoke to the nation. You money is safe in the German banks, there is no need to worry.
I don’t worry, all I have are outstanding debts on my account. Maybe the banks are erasing my debts? That would be so nice, but I don’t think so.

On the other hand it gets me thinking. How would it be to have lots of money horded and now you are not sure if you’ll get it to some safe place? Do people really spent time thinking about stuff like that? It sure must feel good to live a carefree life and not to worry about bills that need to be paid, but why do some people want so much? Why do people want millions of money? Would not hundred thousand be sufficient?

The wake up call is here. Arrogant Germans, who thought they were something better than the average masses, are indecisive what to do next. They worry about their future! What are they afraid of? That they can’t buy the latest model car? That they don’t have enough money to go on vacation or that there is no way to afford the latest fashion?

Well I’ve got news for you. That’s the way millions of people are living, doesn’t really matter in which country. You better get used to it!

2008-09-25T14:27:00.001+01:00

My horoscope for today:

Your world is friendly and most diversified. After your work is done, you should meet happy friends or take out your mate. In no way should you sit bored in front of the TV this evening.

Reality:

I have the fall blues, I hate the cold and the rain, I hate it getting dark sooner and sooner. My back is hurting from too much time at work. I feel tired.
After my job is done around four o clock I’ll pick up my son and my daughter after school. I’ll drive by the house, let big girl out and drive to the next city for a doctor’s appointment with my son. At that time it’s around fife. It depends on how long we have to wait; hopefully we’ll be out at the doctors before six. Maybe on the way home we’ll grab something to eat, if not I’ll try to make some zucchini with something, maybe rice or pasta. There are still some good looking zucchini in the garden, but the kids don’t care too much about zucchini, so I have to sneak them under some other food.
Anyway, by the time I’ll get to slow down its probably around eight or so and I see myself already falling asleep on the couch because I don’t have the power anymore to stay awake and watch the news. Some when later that night I’ll wake up and go to bed, because I have to get up at 4, 30 am.

Fuck it, it’s almost weekend. Maybe the horoscope is a day to early? Hahaha.

in the middle, of the week

2008-09-17T10:48:00.001+01:00

I just want to say HELLO to everybody.

I don’t really have anything to post today. Nothing exciting going on, my life feels empty, cold, just like the weather outside. I’ve been heating up the oven since two days already. Got my thick sweaters out of the back of the closet. (Old people who dont know what to say talk about the weather, hahaha.)

What a start of the week.

Monday – all day long, working like a dog, in the evening parent-teacher conference with my son’s teacher

Tuesday – all day long, working like a dog, in the evening parent teacher conference with my daughters teacher
Luckily I’ve got my laptop back Tuesday afternoon. The hard drive is in heaven now. Do you know the feeling how it is that you want to turn on the PC and nothing is happening? I really felt a little bit like dying. There was so much personal stuff on the old hard disk, I felt like someone took a big chunk out of my life. Very much to my pleasure my friend was able to recover most of my old data. It felt like rebirth :)

Today Wednesday – all day long, working like a dog, in the evening, drinking beer with my friends

I get to pick the chips! What an honour! Well, at least I don’t have to carry the beer bottles.

Have a nice week to all!

2008-09-02T15:23:00.002+01:00

Yeah, I got paid, finally.

I did not go and fetch some food for my poor children, NO.

I am so selfish, I got myself this...

I’m so happy!!!!

This is the 24. record of that band and I’m so glad I’ve got it.

If you love Rock ’n Roll, this is a must!

Thanks Mr. Kilmister, I remembered what I’m living for!

Peace.

2008-08-28T13:50:00.001+01:00

I can’t believe it, its the end of august already…

School break for my kids is over and they are back in school since Monday. I’m for myself are back at work too and already, I’m feeling like I had no vacation time at all. The first day was still pretty o.k., the second day a lot of unsolved issues started to appear and I digged my head into them. On Wednesday, there was so much stress going on like it was just before my vacation time started. I WAS READY TO SHOOT MYSELF!!!

My boy had birthday on the 25., so money was spend on birthday presents AND the kids needed a lot of school things, which are not cheap over here. So here we are, I’m using up the money from my piggy bank what is meant for REALLY bad times and I’m waiting very badly of my monthly check. Usually we’re getting paid by the end of the month and august 31.th is a Sunday!!
THERE ARE NO BANK TRANSAKTIONS MADE ON A SUNDAY, duh! Shoot!
Can’t do nothing, just waiting and waiting and eating the things hidden in the back of the cupboard, most of them fallen into limbo.
Sometimes it’s interesting to see what kind of stocks are all the way in the back of the cupboard. I have to admit, some of that stuff is so old, I wouldn’t want the mice to eat it let alone us, so I just put it out in the garbage.

This reminds me of my mothers Birthday on August 31th. Oh NO, just a few more days and I still have no idea what to get her for a present, never mind that I have no money left to really buy her anything anyway. Who has an idea to what to give my mom? We are not very close and we don’t speak too often on the phone, and I was only once at her new home, where she is living with someone, and since then they have moved again, so I have NO idea how her new place is looking. Oh yeah, and shell be 60 years old. Tataaa!!

Please people, help me. Anyone has an idea?

2008-08-22T13:53:00.002+01:00

You need something to laugh?

You are not happy with the big double uu?

Watch out, I spread Satans hell.

I wish you all a peacefull, sunny weekend with enough beer for everyone.

2008-08-20T14:17:00.002+01:00

I found this test by The MERKIN MAN

As a 1930s wife, I am
Very Poor (Failure)

Take the test!

All I can say, as a 2008 wife I'm still poor, ähm, not that anyone would marry me ;)

2008-08-07T12:03:00.002+01:00

Hi everybody,

my weekend was just great, the weather not to hot and not to cold, just perfekt for camping,
the music loud and a bunch of great people, the prices moderate, of course some had to much alcohol. I met some people who took me back in time with old eastgerman liqueur, hahaha, it was a blast of cleaning my brain out.
But the presence got me back this morning. Because of vacationtime of the kids I am a little short of money, so I figurd that I just pay my energy bill a little later ;)
Didn't count on the city, how fast they can be!!! The bell rings, lucky not this early, I open the door and there is this collection dude standing, even he was cute, but he has to do his job. He wanted to collect the money I still owe them. So I told him that I dont have so much money in the house, bla bla. So he left me a bill to be payed by the 12th.
Now hold on, two months electricity plus collection expenses € 134,00 PLUS € 32,00 for him to come out to my house and give me the reminder!! That is a distance from about 10 kilometers!!
Back and forth takes him not even one hour!
But I think there is nothing I can do, I tried to talk to him that I was away for a few weeks, bla bla bla, it didn't work ;( I guess I just have to pay the full amount.

What I'm thinking? I WANT TO BE PAYED 32 € an hour!!!

Reality sometimes hits hard. I need a beer! See you later :)

2008-08-01T09:02:00.002+01:00

sitting still

smoking

somehow I've been on the search

but for what exactly?

I'm not sure.

I dont want

I dont need

but I would

I know, this weekend is filled with loud music, so my mind will be thinking clearly again, I'm sure.

Happy weekend to everybody :)

2008-07-25T11:35:00.002+01:00

The speech of Barak Obama yesterday evening in Berlin is, what everyone is talking about today. We were watching it on CNN, because the german translation was bothersome.

Now there is no better timing for more as 100 gasprovider in Germany to tell the press that they'll be raising prices on September 1 about 17,7 %.
People are to distracted from the event last night, some are on vacation, so most of them dont realise yet. The foul play by this is that the last price hike was just a few weeks ago and on August 1 the prices are going up ca. 13%.

To get to the point, that means 30% higher prices for gas! Within two months!!! I'm so angry and upset!!! I wish people would go on the street and demonstrate against this bullshit. But I think, as long as there is monopoly and a few cents to be squeezed out of the poor people the spiral just goes on and on.

So far, have a nice weekend. Peace.

2008-07-15T09:20:00.001+01:00

PS. GRANDPA TURNED 66 ON SUNDAY!!!

ALL THE BEST WISHES TO MY PA!!!

2008-07-15T09:18:00.000+01:00

Yeeez, there is just too much stress around. I don’t even know yet if I can take my vacation as planned next week or if I have to work one week longer. We have NO IDEA where we are going this year because the money is tight, the gas prices are too high and everything is just too expansive.

What kind of BS is that? There are so many unemployed people looking for a job over here and they can’t find anything. And the people who have a job are working overtime more and more and in the end there is not enough time for the family left, well at least I feel that way. I have so many open ends; I wish I could stay at home for a month or two, which would be nice. On the other side the money is all times too little, so I should be working even more, it’s an endless circle. It seems like I’m running and running and I’m not moving at all.

My boy finished elementary school, thanks God. Unfortunately it’s on a knife edge if he can go to high school in fall. That means a lot more testing in the next weeks to come. That too after work, and he should have some fun in school out time too. He should be enjoying the summer time at his age.

Big girl improved her grades in two classes from a D to a C. She can be real proud of herself, no more D’s on the report card. I was so happy for her. It won’t get any easier, next year she’s in seventh grade. In six more weeks she’s turning thirteen, aaaaahhhhh. How can the time fly by so fast? Just a while ago she was my fashion dolly and I made her hair, now she puts on nail polish and lipstick!

Yeeez, if anyone of you has some time left over, would you please donate it to me?
Thanks!

2008-06-13T11:24:00.001+01:00

A cold snap is hitting Germany around the 11th. of June every year, and is called the Sheeps' cold. Temperatures are around 5-10 °C, that’s between 41-50 °F.

It is called Sheeps’ cold because at that time usually the sheep are already shorn and they freeze now.

So far, I’ve got my thick coat and I’ll get the fireplace going in the evening, hoping the sun will be back soon.

Have a nice weekend everybody!

2008-06-03T06:09:00.001+01:00

‘Don’t trust nobody but your mama, and even then, look at her real good.”

Bo Diddley, RIP.

2008-06-02T06:47:00.003+01:00

Thought of the day,

the zipper was invented in 1851!

http://inventors.about.com/library/weekly/aa082497.htm

2008-05-30T13:44:00.002+01:00

The heat is finally here, 86 Degrees for the weekend, yeah!
I'll take the kids and we are of swimming.
Have a nice one everybody, Peace.

2008-05-27T06:23:00.003+01:00

Hi people, here you see the actual cost of the heating oil in Germany. It doesnt look like the price is going down at all. So PLEASE everybody, go ahead and drive the biggest cars you possibly can so the climate is heating up a little more and we don't need to put the heater on in winter.

Thanks so much, Mone.

2008-05-15T15:10:00.000+01:00

I can still smell the scent of your skin on myself

and you already telling me

- it was a mistake?

2008-05-08T08:56:00.004+01:00

Due to timeshortage (is that a word?) just a poem and a

HAPPY HNT everybody :)

Bewitched by your kiss
You make my blood hiss

My desire for you
Seems like
Appetite for destruction

You know how to pull the strings
To let me dance like a maniac

Only to drop me
Like a hot potato

by mone

2008-04-30T13:16:00.002+01:00

Today we’ll be celebrating Walpurgis night, yeah, only a few more hours to go!!

Walpurgis night is celebrated on April 30 and that is very convenient, because on May 1 there is a holiday and everyone gets to sleep in, assumed you got into bed at all on that day.

What happens? Well, the tradition is a little bit different in different areas in Germany. Some people take the historic thing back to the middle ages and the Brocken, a really high mountain over here. Some people may even have seen witches on broomsticks flying around.

Well, that’s fine with me. That part of Germany where I’m from, we celebrated Walpurgis Night as a welcoming of spring and the burning of the witch was like burning the dark wintry ghosts, so that they have to leave and let spring and summer and sun take over the year.

The preparations for the feast take almost a month. The young men of the town collect wood from all over and put it into a huge pile, the bigger the better. Now years ago there would have ended some old chairs or old car tires and stuff on that pile too, but today because of the environment you can’t do that anymore. Having that pile all huge and cool looking, a few stands for selling drinks and food need to be build up. Those are made in a way that, after all is over, they can be burnt too. At last a witch, made of straw with clothes on is put on top of that pile. Now the boys have to safeguard the wooden pile, if not some youth from a neighbour village will come and burn it down before the party even starts.

As soon as it gets dark, the fire will be lighted. The whole village or town gets together, talking, standing by the fire, eating and drinking. Many of them just get f…ing drunk. There is music and as unusual as it is in Germany, the kids are running around just having a great time and nobody has to behave stiff.

PS: You know that you drank too much if you awake to the cleaning crew the next day. Most of the time there are quite a few still there in the morning, starting right where they left of the night before.

See ya and a nice weekend to all. If I have a hand free I’ll take some pictures, but don’t count on it :)

2008-04-24T06:08:00.000+01:00

Did you ever
As you were laying in bed
Feel like
That bed is to large?

Empty space
Filled with stuffed animals
Donated by the children
Will it forevermore
Stay that way?

I’m blessed if I know!

Happy HNT everybody.

a small poem

2008-04-22T11:47:00.001+01:00

A little mouse
Pop’s out of her house.
Raindrops are falling on top of the nose,
Yuk, the weather is gross.
She closes the door,
Let’s sleep a few weeks more…

PS: Any comments to change the grammar to the better are really appreciated :)

2008-04-18T10:47:00.006+01:00

The weekend was filled with shooting activities for a music video, featuring my friends. I had the honourable function of driving my car with trailer and that deadbeat car from spot to spot and to carry those heavy oil barrels from scene to scene, hahaha. But it sure was a lot of fun.

Here are some pics.

The landmark of Chemnitz is “the head” or as we call it “der Kopp” or “der Nischel”. I don’t think you’ll find this in any translation book, its kind of Saxon slang for head.
After the socialism system broke down over here, there was a lot of demolition of socialism symbols going on, and there was a understandable point to it. People were just sick of everything after years of socialism monitoring and they wanted to be free of all the remains from it. Back then, there were talks about to pull the Nischel down or to even sell it. Somehow, it’s still standing today, and I’m glad about it. He didn’t put us into socialism jail.

Like he said, “it’s just a theory” :)

If you look in my glasses you can see my son taking the picture and that big building in the back. There where that dark area is, in front of it is “the head”, to give you an impression how big that Nischel really is.

Have a nice weekend everybody!

2008-04-17T11:27:00.001+01:00

Und du bleibst immer bei mir, und du verlässt mich nicht

noch immer trage ich
dein Lachen in mir

deine Energie und Freude am Leben
wieviel Hoffnung hast du mir gegeben

wir wünschten
das es immer so weitergeht
mit dem Leben

die Erinnerung
kann mir keiner nehmen

2008-04-07T14:28:00.008+01:00

I was kidnapped by this dudes on the horses, I didnt think stuff like this still is happening in a big city in todays times....

So I was hiding in a church for a while...

...found a helpfull man...

searched for a place to hide...

...my son taking a giraffe to find me...
...figthing with the knights for the life of his mom...

while I was hiding...
here...

here...

here...

would have loved to take the UFO and just leave the place...

my brave children even went on a red bear to find me...

the police sure had no idea what to make of this...

Ever heard of a submarine?

I mailed the knights and the police to come on over, I will give up in exchange for alkohol. They came and we had a lot of fun, made love, smoked joints, just exactly how life should be, peacefull and happy. Unfortunately they all got so drunk and loud that the whole neighborhood came on over, and while I enjoy partys a lot, if it gets to crowded I prefer to leave the place....

and if they are not a sleep yet then they are still partying :)

2008-03-20T13:15:00.002Z

Hello Berlin, you better watch out,

Mone and the Saxon Hippies

are coming for a short easter vacation!!

Stay tuned for pictures =)

And Happy Easter to all of you!

2008-03-19T10:53:00.003Z

Hi friends,

if you are a non-native English speaker like I am, so to speak a god dam foreigner from Mars who has no clue, sometimes it happens you are running out of words and you google around for the right meaning. That’s how I found this cool side here, in the search of jingle mail.

… and I believed jingle mail was some kind of left over or lost Christmas mail… shakes head.
I think I need a beer now, still shaking head!

Jingle mail is the package containing the keys to your house that you send back to the bank when the interest rate on your adjustable-rate or IO/neg-am mortgage resets, or the property tax bill gets reassessed at double what it was two years ago, or you find out that heating and AC and repairs cost a ton of freaking money, or you lose your job because of the recession that's coming with the housing crash, and you can't make the payments any more.

My neighbor put up the Escalade and the Beemer that he bought with his third HELOC for sale, and has been having garage sales every week for the last month to raise cash ... I give it about 90 days till he sends in the jingle mail.

What Men Really Mean...

2008-03-18T14:28:00.002Z

"It's a guy thing." Really means... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?" Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain." Really means... "I have no idea how it works.

"We're going to be late." Really means... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."Really means... "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear."Really means... "Are you still talking?"

"It's a really good movie."Really means... "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."

"That's women's work."Really means... "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"You know how bad my memory is." Really means... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."Really means... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."Really means... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."Really means... "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I can't find it."Really means... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"What did I do this time?"Really means... "What did you catch me at?"

"I heard you."Really means... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You know I could never love anyone else."Really means... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"You look terrific."Really means... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."Really means... "No one will ever see us alive again."

"We share the housework."Really means... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

2008-03-14T06:52:00.003Z

To all my friends in America, Happy PI Day to you!!

Song by Kate Bush

π

Sweet and gentle and sensitive man
With an obsessive nature and deep fascination
For numbers
And a complete infatuation with the calculation
Of PI

Oh he love, he love, he love
He does love his numbers
And they run, they run, they run him
In a great big circleIn a circle of infinity

3.1415926535 897932
3846 264 338 3279

Oh he does, he does, he does
He does love his numbers
And they run, they run, they run him
In a great big circle
In a circle of infinity
But he must, he must, he must
Put a number to it

50288419 716939937510
582319749 44 59230781
6406286208 821 4808651 32

Oh he love, he love, he love
He does love his numbers
And they run, they run, they run him
In a great big circle
In a circle of infinity

82306647 0938446095 505 8223...

PS. I'ts time to Rock'n Roll! Weekend is coming! Take care everybody!

2008-03-13T14:52:00.001Z

Sometimes, I wished I had a lot of money...

Happy HNT everybody =)

without any words from my side...

2008-03-06T12:26:00.003Z

Samantha Fox

Touch me

Full moon in the city
And the night was young
I was hungry for love
I was hungry for fun

I was hunting you down
And I was the bait
When I saw you there
I didn't mean to hesitate

This is the night
This is the night
This is the time we've got to get it right

(This is the night)
Touch me, touch me
I want to feel your body
Your heart beat next to mine

(This is the night)
Touch me, touch me now

Quick as a flash you disappeared into the night
Did I hurt you boy?
Didn't I treat you right?
You made me feel so good
Made me feel myself
Now I'm alone & you're with somebody else

This is the night, yeah
This is the night
This is the time we've got to get it right

(This is the night)
Touch me, touch me
I want to feel your body
Your heart beat next to mine

(This is the night)
Touch me, touch me now
Touch me, touch me now
Touch me, touch me now

Hot & cold emotions confusing my brain
I could not decide between pleasure & pain
Like a tramp in the night
I was begging for you
To treat my body like you wanted to
Uh....Uh, it's begging for you

(This is the night)
Touch me, touch me
I want to feel your body
Your heart beat next to mine
(This is the night)
'Cos I want your body all the time

(This is the night)
Touch me, touch me
I want to feel your body
Your heart beat next to mine

(This is the night)
'Cos I want your body all the time

2008-03-03T14:33:00.001Z

24

found by Friisland, seems like I'm not such a tuff Nanny, hahaha.

nothing personal

2008-02-28T09:05:00.001Z

Strange,
my heart’s feeling inexpressibly cramps,
no source for the sweet pain is real to the mind.

Dreaming,
of yesterday and the day after tomorrow,
wishing, life would be kind.

Fearing,
pushing negative thoughts away like
the wind moves the clouds, to let the sun…

Sun,
shining in my heart, I’ll be waiting, waiting for the day,
when you say, no more apart.

2008-02-27T13:50:00.003Z

My New Years resolution was to really lose weight this time. I’m serious!

Not because it is more healthy to stay slim, or because I didn’t feel good with my few extra pounds. I’ve tried to get in shape last year to, but only half heartily, there was no real reason to stick for hours in the sweatshop just to lose a few ounces.

But this year I have a real sweetener!
I’ve laid my eyes on this young guy and I will change my name if I don’t get him into my bed.
The emphasis is laying on young, I swear,hahaha.

Of course I want to look hot when the time is ripe! So far, since January I’ve lost six pounds. I know it’s not a lot but it’s a beginning and boy did I sweat for it.

Jeez, I think my hormone level is just going crazy… measuring the inches!

PS: I'm going to meet him tonigth, so wish me luck :)

2008-02-14T06:23:00.002Z

HAPPY KISSING,

HAPPY HUGGING,

AND HAPPY VALENTINES

TO ALL OF YOU!!!!

2008-02-13T06:47:00.002Z

Hi everybody,

last Saturday, as I took this shot of Mr. Charming, I already had a song in the back of my mind...

This song grew even stronger as I posted the picture on Monday, and stayed with me for the whole time now.
It is a song my husband used to sing very often, especially when he was stoned, hahaha. He was a cool old hippie and I miss him, RIP sweetie.

Since the melody and the words are stuck with me for a few days now, I couldnt help it and look up who sang that song and throw it on to you guys, hoping some of you are suffering with me :)

Pink Sunglasses

John Scott Cree

My mum told me when I was a kid, she said son I have something to say
Just hear my song and you won't go far wrong, if you're lost you will find your way

(Ch) She said "Always take a hankie when you're going out somewhere, mind your manners, don't be heard just seen
You're on your best behaviour but in case you get runover, make sure your socks and underwear are clean"

Mum I hear the other kids laugh, they tell me that I look daft, because I wear sunglasses that are pink
I know I've just had measles and this won't last forever, but I'd rather let my eyes go on the blink

(Ch) She said "Always take a hankie when you're going out somewhere, mind your manners, don't be heard just seen
You're on your best behaviour but in case you get runover, make sure your socks and underwear are clean"

But Mum the other kids all mock me, without glasses I can still see, (Ch) she said 'nothing's ever right for you
They cost a lot of money, you must wear them 'cos it's sunny
They're all we could get they'll have to do'

(Ch) She said "Always take a hankie when you're going out somewhere, mind your manners, don't be heard just seen
You're on your best behaviour but in case you get runover, make sure your socks and underwear are clean"

2008-02-11T08:14:00.000Z

Sometimes it takes a while before the Prinz comes to your bed where you're sleeping, waiting for a kiss to get back to life.

Suddendly you start dreaming about butterflies, laugther and the bumble bees. A ray os sunligth is tickling your nose. Slowly you are opening your eyes and there he is, standing in front of you with roses, champagne and sweet candy, and it isnt even Valentines day yet.

Here he is,

Mr. Prinz Charming!!

time to lie dormant?

2007-10-19T08:25:00.000+01:00

The last days I’ve been feeling like I could lie dormant for the next months.
I don’t know why I’m feeling that way. Maybe it’s the gray weather over here?

The cold feeling and the fact that I’ve been dragging huge chunks of wood into the house so I can feed the oven in the evening?

I refused on buying “Glühwein” for myself, despite the fact that I love the taste of it and the feeling you get from heating up inside. But buying “Glühwein” would mean the winter is already here. I don’t want the winter to get here! I hate it when it is cold and dark everywhere!

So maybe the best is really just to roll myself in a blanket and sleep till spring. If there weren’t two little fleas bugging me every day I bet I would do just that.

A question for all of you experienced cooking people stopping by. I harvested a lot, and I mean a LOT of walnuts. Do you have any idea or recipes what to do with them? All we do is crack the shell and eat them. Ähm… lets not talk about fat here, o.k.?

The prize goes.... to AL

2007-10-12T11:51:00.000+01:00

This recognition of a man, who went from a stumbling almost president to a enviroment superstar makes my heart jump!

This message is telling people, that the choice of each and every individual still matters.

Well deserved and congratulations, Albert Arnold (Al) Gore Jr!

2007-10-09T13:38:00.000+01:00

I'm a little bit busy at the moment, but I still want to stop by and say HI to everybody!

Another one of mone's wisdom...

You just can't turn over in bed again, snoozing after you turned the alarm off, if your bladder is full to the top!!

hahahaha

I know its not Thursday yet, but I'm going to show that pic to you anyway, so you believe that I really have a lot to do! Happy HNT people :)

Just to say HI,

2007-10-01T06:12:00.000+01:00

a little bit of Mone's wisdom ;)

You can't let your head down if the water is up to your neck!! You need to swimm!!!!

Have a nice week everybody!

It's a pain...

2007-09-27T14:13:00.000+01:00

... if you have to be working like a dog to get some bread on the table!!

Happy HNT everybody :)

wonders of nature

2007-09-25T08:37:00.000+01:00

Skypics by Mone, enjoy!

2007-09-23T00:34:00.000+01:00

Hi people, I’m back and I’m cocking, boiling, steaming rigth now.
But lets start at the beginning.

Friday was a hard day for me. At first,my friends ashes got burried. As you can imagine, that was a kind of heavy on me. There is a lot of bullshit considering his ex girlfriend and the inheritance his son is supposed to get going on, but I don’t want to get into this at this point. I just know the way how things went were not the way Bernd would have wanted it to be! It bothers me, but there is nothing I can do about, all I can do is watch from the outside.

The next thing on Friday was my Dad coming back from vacation with his girlfriend. Even I was taking good care of the animals and stuff, one chicken got sick. It was just sitting there all puffed up and I had no idea what to do with it. Its not like you’re going to call the doctor about one sick chicken. Well, Dad took it real easy, but I still feel bad that that had to happen while I was taking care of everything.

The next thing happening on Friday was thet we were getting our finnish exchange student. They arrived one hour earlier as planned, so I wasn’t really ready at all. But he is a realy cool boy. Very quite. The first thing he did was to put out hid cello. And he is great on it. He has one the first price on some competition in Prag. Today he came up in my room because I have a keaboard standing there, but it doesn’t work to good. He wanted to take a look at it. That’s when he saw my guitarr. He was standing there, eyes wide open, looking at it.
“Wow, that’s an old Fender, a Stratocaster”
I said: “Yes, I got it back from my days in America”
And he stared at it so I told him he could play it if he wanted to.
Wow did I make that boy happy!!

Anyway, that’s not the reason I’m pissed rigth now.
By coincidence was tonigth a finnish band playing a friend of mine had a cd for me like half a year ago, the band is called Negative and I really like their music. But a ticket was 18 bucks. What can I say, I don’t have 18 bucks for a ticket at the moment, but there was a winning game in the newspaper. All you had to do was send an SMS and so I did, and believe it or not, I wonn two tickets. Of course I called my buddy and told him that I had two tickets and if he wanted to come along. He didn’t know at that time because they just came back from a trip and were trinking a lot of beer, but he wanted to call me back and let me know.
Well, he calls back, telling me he wants to go, but that another girl, (she is the girlfriend from another buddy of mine since two years and I can stand her) wants to go to. So I tell him no problem, I’m adult and know how to behave myself and I can take her along to.
Coming to pick him up she is not there, she wanted to drive with her own car. Hey, fine with me, she doesn’t chew on my ear the whole time getting there. And I’m thinking at that moment, as a matter of fact she could take my buddy home, since they live in the same town, but I didn’t say anything.
There are a lot of people in front of the door, we are almost ready to get in and there she comes, a wide smile on her face as she sees my buddy, she huggs him and talks to him and then she seems to see me and gives me the hand.
Like I said, I was going to behave, so I great her. We get inside, at least she has to pay for her ticket.
The frontband is called “Day Eleven” and I was surprised how good they were. I like them a lot.That girl is hanging on my buddys ear. He has got two beer for us allready in that time and I’m thinking, well one more, I have to drive home, and I give him fife euros because I don’t want him to think he has to buy the beer for me only because I got the ticket for him, he is unemployed and doesn’t have a lot of money, bla bla bla.
Did I mention that I’m short of money myself rigth now? Hahaha.
Anyway, the show was great and “Negative” got the crowd to rock. After the show my buddy was standing next to me, that girl nowhere to see. I was wondering about it somehow, that she left without saying good by, but then I didn’t think of it too much.
My buddy had his beerglas still half full, so I told him I neede to use the toilett before we can go and that he should wait for me.
He told me he would be staying there on that spot like a rock.
Hahahaha, bullshit!!
I’m coming back and nobody is there. I start looking for him, walking around that whole place like three times, thinking that he was quite drunk an that he could be sitting in some corner, but nothing.
Finally I decide to go outside and look for him. (You cant go back inside once you are out of this place)
Nobody to see.
Oh wait, there is this car stoping rigth next to me, and he is on the passengerside from this girl. He opens the window and says: I have been waiting for you.”
I say: “I stand like a rock, rigth, of course there were a lot of people at the toilett.”
And his response:”Will see you on Wendsday.”
And they are just driving of. I have to walk all the way down to my car by myself, it is dark, I’m scared even if I don’t want to be scared and that’s it?
I’m SOOOO pissed of at him.
This snake of a woman has him totally under controll and doesn’t even let him, if you know what I mean.
This will be worked out on Wendnesday, that’s for sure. For christ sake, there are only boys and me on Wednesday, and I hope they will wash his head.
But on the other hand, I don’t know for sure, men tick different.

I’m sorry that I havent been around lately, I just needed some time by myself. Love you all!

2007-09-07T14:42:00.000+01:00

I just wanted to stop by and thank you all for your thoughts and sympathy and to let you guys know that I’m doing o.k. considering the circumstances.

Until I’m doing better and my creative ideas are coming out of me I’ll put up two pics to look at, a little vacation memory, if you want to call it that, smiles sadly.

Fordson-20 tractor

This model is product of the Ford Motor Company (USA: Detroit) from the 1920s.
Farmers in Hungary used them mainly in smallholdings.

PS: The kids in the pictures are a product of the Chaotic Mone Company (Germany) from the 1990s. Parents and teachers used them mainly for nervous breakdowns.

NO CHILDREN GOT HURT IN THIS ADVERTISEMENT!

Have a nice weekend everybody and peace please!

2007-09-03T08:50:00.000+01:00

A very good friend of mine just died on friday. He was only 54 y.o.
I'm sad...

R.I.P. Bernd

Here's a song for you, miss you,

artist Doro Pesch

"Black Rose"

I heard your echo
As I walked these halls
I saw your picture
On the stone cold walls
I remembered you telling me
Your love would never die
And then you turned your back and said
Good luck and goodbye

And you gave me a black rose
And my heart turns dark as a storm grows
And where you've gone only heaven knows
I feel so blue knowing you
Gave me a black rose

I saw you taillights
Fading down the street
I held that black rose
And it smelled so sweet
A thorn cut my fingertip
I hurt so deep inside
And I tasted the bad blood of
A good love that died

And you gave me a black rose
And my heart turns dark as a storm grows
And where you've gone only heaven knows
I feel so blue knowing you
Gave me a black rose

And you gave me a black rose
And where you've gone only heaven knows
And I now live where no angel goes
I feel so blue knowing you
Gave me a black rose
A black rose

2007-08-30T13:21:00.000+01:00

If you are courious what I want to show you...

go and look here.

Happy HNT everybody :)

2007-08-29T11:38:00.001+01:00

Some dude has been reading my blog and mailing me about how cool he thinks I am and stuff and that he is my biggest fan.

At first I didn’t think too much of it. To be honest, I was a little flattered getting his fan mailings. Every now and then I would actually mail him back without thinking to much of it.

Then I got this mail that he wants to have a date with me, to meet me in person.
I was pondering the pros and cons of a meeting, then I decided to go for it.

It was so worthwhile, really because now I am able to present you guys

meet Mone's biggest fan Helmut!!

2007-08-28T15:04:00.000+01:00

After I had finally found the power in myself to kick some ones ass out of my place, which wasn’t an easy thing to do because suddenly that person remembered all the good things and didn’t wanted to leave, anyway after all that brouhaha was over with I started to live my life a little secluded.
Don’t get me wrong, I would still get out or have friends over, just not that often anymore.
I bet that were some happy months for my phone bill, because I would hardly write sms or call my friends either.
So somehow last night I decided that I need to change that and stay more in contact with the people I care about.

So I made a phone call. I called just one person…

PS: Never think 9 PM is a good time to call somebody you haven’t talked to in a while!

PS1: Always have adequate supply of wine, crackers, cigarettes within reach of your sitting area, especially if your battery is at an age where you have to put the plug into the phone after ten minutes of calling!

PS2: Friend who know each other heard each other pee on the other end of the phone before, that’s no biggy.
It’s a different story if you are sitting on the potty and suddenly there is this swap of diarrhea coming out accompanied by loud noises. Trying to hold it in so it would get down gently in the drain is just making your farts louder!!!

PS3: Always tell your kids beforehand where you are hiding to make a call or they will run all over the house, looking for you, screaming your name like there was a murder in the house. They will not stop until they find you, so you might as well tell them and save the police a trip to your house.

PS4: Why would you hang up the phone at 1 AM if your alarm clock rings at 5 AM anyway?

PS5: I may be a little older but I’m not the least bit smarter.

2007-08-24T07:20:00.000+01:00

Now today finally some pictures from our vacation in Hungary. I'll try not to show you the conventional stuff, because that you could get in a good book, I'm trying to show some pictures not everybody has.

Unfortunately I am such a moron in aranging them and having my words placed next to them, every time I look at other peoples blogs it just looks nicely like the person has a brain. I have no idea why my pics are on the left side and I cant write next to them on the right side of the page, so maybe I have lost my brain somewhere on the road, if you find it, please send it over, LOL.

Anyway, in the picture above you see the view we had looking out of our tent, location Balastya, Hungary.

This is the road to our camping place.

This Picture was taken in the town of Baja, a sweet little town in the south. This is a sidearm of the river Donau and behind the fountain we went swimming. The water was quite warm, but a little dirty with a ton of mussels on the bottom ground.

I found this streetsign in Szeged near the Tisza river, it just looked some kind of funny to me, especially since the street there was very modern, so nobody could just happen to drive into the river by accident. Well, maybe if you drank enough...

From our three weeks were only two days with not so sunnshiny weather. On one of those days we went to the Bugac Puszta to see how the people lived here years ago. Of course this is now mainstreem tourism, but still cool to look at. The picture above shows a horserider in the traditional clothes of the hungarian herdsmen. In the back is a special kind of white cattle, to find only here.

This is how the Puszta looks when the dark clouds are coming.

And another picture made in the Bugac Puszta. It looks unclear, that is because there was such strong wind that the sand was blowing in the air and people couldnt keep there eyes open. Lucky for me I was wearing my sunglasses and could take that shot.

In the south of Hungary is a lot of paprika farming in tents and in the open. Here is a look inside one of those tents. You cant see it to good, but the little yellow freckles are paprikas.

Every morning, tiny little frogs were hiding underneath the sunumbrellas and we needed to watch out that they dont get crushed opening the things. Here you could sing... under my umbrella, eh eh eh... LOL
All the kids were very gentle to the little froggys and I didnt mind either, untill one of them jumped rigth on my face, yuck!

No, I did NOT kiss him!

A missed chance? Just wonder! Hahaha.

The pictures above are all of "The Church Of Forests".

It was constructed in the spirit of ecumenism. Senior clergymen representing the historical churches in Hungary, conserated it on August 20. 1992. The houses were buildwith bending the pinewood according to a ancient hungarian techniqe. The church and glass cupolas are decorated by hungarian and scythian symbols of the age of conquest (9th century) There are a lot of flags inside, they recall the age of the Arpad Dynasty. On the cross you can read the first line of the national anthem "God, bless the Hungarian people."

While camping we found a lot of saurian?

Saurian, is that how you say it? The diktionary showed only that one word.

The kids played with them, build sandcastles for them to live in and stuff and believe it or not, after a while they got really trusting.

And for the last pic I want to show you a simple hungarian mailbox. The mailboxes in Germany are yellow, so I just liked the different color I guess.

What color are the mailboxes where you live?

Well, the first working week is over allready. I'm off to see the old men in the bar, I'll be back just after midnigth.

Feel free to take a seat, leave a comment and wait for me till I'm back.

And I wish you all a happy weekend.